Dijual JIN!

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Believe it or not, ada penjual jin di Kaskus. Harga antara 6-14 juta dan dibutuhkan ruangan kecil untuk tempat tinggal si jin. Calon pembeli boleh melihat dan memegang dahulu sebelum yakin untuk membeli. Jin bisa diperintah dan diajak berhubungan sex. Padahal kata penjualnya, jinnya cantik sekali. Selain dari Indonesia, ada juga jin dari berbagai negara.

Ada beberapa pertanyaan dari Kaskusers yang dijawab penjual jin dengan sangat meyakinkan:

Q: Wah berarti ada jin dari Jepang? Ada yang seperti Miyabi gak?
A: Bahkan lebih cantik.

Q: Kalau jin hanya saya jadikan sahabat tanpa berhubungan sex, boleh tidak?
A: Boleh saja, tapi mana tahan dengan kecantikannya.

Sangat menyakinkan dan membuat para lelaki kalang kabut. Masalahnya adalah, bagaimana bisa ada jin yang mau diperintah dan dijadikan budak seperti itu? Saya juga tidak percaya hal-hal gaib. Saya justru takut, jangan-jangan jin itu hanyalah manusia biasa yang diperjualbelikan? Semoga saya salah :(

Centro Jogja Most Stylist Onliner

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For me, fashion is about how to respect people to respect you in return. Saya tidak akan memakai baju sexy jika akan bertemu dosen saya, saya harus memakai baju yang santai saat akan ke mall bersama ibu, tapi sayapun tidak akan memakai baju terlalu sopan saat akan nonton gigs. Yup, setiap acara itulah tema. Semakin kita menguasai tema acara, maka kita semakin dapat menghargai orang yang akan kita temui di acara itu. Hasilnya orang itu akan menghargai kita kembali. Kesempatan Centro Challenge kemarin menguji kami para 10 finalis: bagaimana kita menguasai tema Centro Color Play?

Namun berpenampilan itu tidak hanya mengenai penguasaan tema acara saja, tetapi juga perlu mengingat seberapa luaskah pengetahuan kita terhadap diri sendiri? Pengetahuan yang luas terhadap diri sendiri akan membantu kita untuk mampu menutupi kekurangan dan menonjolkan kelebihan. :)

2 hal di ataslah yang membantu saya memilih baju di Centro Departemen Store dalam Shopping Rally Challenge senilai Rp. 1.000.000,- dalam waktu 1 jam hehehe. Juga dibantu oleh 2 sahabat dan pacar, saya dapat memilih pakaian yang sesuai dengan tema dan pribadi saya, sehari sebelum Shopping Rally diadakan. Walaupun pemilihan baju sedikit berubah di detik-detik terakhir Shopping Rally berakhir, namun syukurlah, saya tidak melakukan kesalahan dalam detik-detik terakhir tersebut.

Alhamdulillah saya masuk 3 besar. Yang saya ingat komentar dari para juri saat akan mengumumkan pemenang adalah originalitas, kesesuaian tema, dan tetap tampil menarik. Ternyata pemenangnya adalah saya. :)

Cerita tidak hanya berakhir disitu saja. Bahwa ternyata di detik kemenangan saya, saya mendapat satu pelajaran lagi dalam berpenampilan: how you behave. Alhamdulillah saya pernah merasakan kalah, sehingga saya tahu bagaimana bersikap menang. Tidak ada gunanya saya berbusana menarik tetapi perilaku saya seperti Miranda Priestly dalam The Devil Wears Prada. :D

Maka dengan penguasaan tema acara, mengetahui kelebihan-kekurangan diri sendiri, dan behave, saya rasa andapun menjadi The Most Stylist Boy or Girl On Earth! :)

Thank you:

1. Centro, for the best experience in my life. I swear to God I will tell this to my children and granchildren :D

2. Mas Herman, my brother who told me about this competition and taking my picture. Dia kakak terbaik dalam hal informasi hehehe.

3. My bestfriends, especially Muthia and Ajeng and my bf Ari for helping me in choosing. MUACH!

4. To my friends Arum, Thika, Iphan, Jatu, Udit, Ika, Echa, dan Mira, walau pesaing tapi selalu kompak dan saling membantu ya :)

5. Semua yang telah membantu vote saya. Saya ranking 3 lho! :)

6. Semua pegawai Centro yang telah membantu mencari sepatu saya yang sempet hilang, membantu menghitung barang, membantu menghitung sisa uang dengan kalkulator, dan supportnya yang sangat mengesankan.

7. Dan yang sudah membaca tulisan saya ini :) Tahun depan saya yakin akan ada lagi, JANGAN TERLEWATKAN!

Vote For Me For Charity!

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Dear friends, saya adalah salah satu finalist Most Stylish Challenge di Centro Departement Store, Yogyakarta. Salah satu yang bisa saya menangkan adalah mendapatkan voucher belanja di Centro sebesar Rp. 500.000,- apabila foto saya mendapat vote "like" terbanyak dari 9 finalis lainnya.

Saya pikir, saya tidak membutuhkan voucher sebanyak itu untuk saat ini. Saya pikir, apabila saya mendapatkan voucher itu karena di-vote terbanyak, seharusnya bukan hanya karena saya fashionable saja, tapi karena untuk hal yang lebih bermakna.

Sehingga dengan ini, apabila saya memenangkan vote terbanyak, maka voucher itu akan saya belanjakan baju sebanyak mungkin untuk saya hadiahkan kepada anak yatim-piatu di Yayasan Sayap Ibu Yogyakarta (atau mungkin ada ide lain?). Apabila saya menang, saya tidak akan lupa menyebut nama anda yang telah membantu vote saya kepada yayasan tersebut.

So vote for me, as vote for them.

Caranya:
1. Klik link ini.
2. Jadilah fans Centro agar dapat mengklik "like"
3. Buka link ini.
4. Terakhir klik "like" untuk foto saya.

Terima kasih ya ;)

Boys and Girls Big Questions

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Big question from most guy in my country: why ugly guy get pretty girl? They discuss about this seriously. They even publish their thoughts on Kaskus. Oh mannnn, do this thing really bother you all? Uglier guy than you get pretty girl and you're not?

Okay, let me answer this big question from you guys: don't be over confidence but be confidence.

1st. You guys are over confidence by saying that other guy are ugly and you deserve the pretty girl better. Please! Did you forget that we need your brain and your sense of humor more than how you look?

2nd. Beside over confidence, you guys aren't confidence enough. If you are confidence with your self, right now you got a lot of girls are waiting for your attention. Being a man with confidence is such a magnet for pretty girls. Need some example? I'll give you. Confidence means never worry to look stupid. Confidence means you say what you want to say. Confidence means never judge others. Confidence means you can solve your problem by your self. Confidence means no one knows what make you sad. Confidence means you are comfortable with what you are wearing. Confidence means never need to think twice to help others. Confidence means enjoy being your self.

Did that already? Good.

Now it's my turn to ask you my big big question: why stupid girl get smart guy?
Answer it, anyone?

What I Admire Most

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I can take about 10 minutes just to stare and being amazed by beautiful girls, beautiful edited-photography, beautiful painting, beautiful picture of bathrooms, beautiful flowers, etc.

I just love art. I'm crazy about it.

PS: I'm not a lesbian. Because for me, girl's beauty is an art, but boy's beauty is a lust :D

Goodbye 2008, Hello 2009

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2 0 0 9.

I'm writing this inside my car with my boyfriend at Jalan Solo Yogyakarta. 15 minutes before we're here, we doesn't have any plan where to celebrate new year. It was a surprise when we got here. We don't have to spend a lot of money but we get the desire to welcome the year 2009.

Outside is very crowded. We're stuck in the middle of the street because hundreds of people are standing in this street. They play fire works, sing a long, wave hands at us, take a picture of us and so do we, just to celebrate this new year. I'm so excited. I never had such a romantic, fun, and exciting moment of new year like this night even I never plan it before. Thanks to the technology, thanks to fire works, thanks to the unknown people, thanks to my boyfriend, and thanks to God :*

Happy new year everybody!

This Is Soooo Fooking Weird

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Shocking day. I draw this skull last April:

Then about 15 minutes ago, when I was reading Sherina's Blog, I found this picture:

SHOCKING!!! How can Lindsay Lohan wear a shirt with my skull on it? Then I have just realized. I ever made a deal with nobody from Bandung. He wants me to draw something gothic for his clothing industry or something. He will pay for what I made. So I made this funny skull. But then he said he doesn't have any money yet to pay my drawing. UNTIL NOW. It's okay for me tho. But but but but but... How can Lindsay wear that shirt?

I don't know what to do except laughing.

I Hate Avril Lavigne (Sorry For The Fans)

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I really want to wrote these since I was 13. I hate Avril Lavigne with a reason. I ever read this interview from an Indonesian magazine. But then I got the original one from Chart Attack. Here what she said about Britney Spears:

"I mean, the way she dresses — would you walk around the street in a fuckin' bra?" she asks rhetorically. "I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do."

1st. People shouldn't be that care of what other people wear. What we should care is what we said about others. So what if Britney wear bra in supermarket? Did that makes you hurt or die? Did she makes you lost your eye or something? NO. So why should Avril bother with it? It's not her business. She should shut her mouth up.

2nd.If Britney really annoying with what she wear, well Avril is more than that. She hurt other people feelings! What if Britney read her interview? It can break her heart. Maybe Britney really is a ho. But once again: SO WHAT? Avril don't have the right to said that tho. It's not Avril business if Britney is a ho or not.

3rd. And look at this picture. If she said Britney is a ho by showing bra on public places and dresses like a showgirl, well she's another Britney Spears then.



Go to hell Avril. What you hate from other people is what you really are right now.

I love your song. I love your voice. I love your style. I love what you wear. But I hate what you said and how you behave. Too bad, Slut.

He's So Good To Me

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kudaku.

I wanna lock you up in my closet
When no one's around
I wanna put your hand in my pocket
Because you're allowed
I wanna drive you into the corner
And kiss you without a sound
I wanna stay this way forever
I'll say it loud

You make me so hot
Make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous
You're so good to me, baby

You're soooo good :*

This song really describe my boyfriend.

Mbak Rully

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Mbak Rully and my lazy cats.

She 100% loves to cook and we are 10.000% love what she cooked.
She loves our cats and my cats love her more than they love me!
She loves to buy us good food and we love to buy her good things.
She loves to hear my jokes and I love to hear her story.
She loves us (I think) and that's because she knows we love her.

Her name is Mbak Rully. Even she's 50 years old, I call her "Mbak", which it means she's younger than her age. She work at my house as a mother. Haha. She cook, cleans, buys grocery, and taking care our cats with lot's of love. She do most everything what my family need to.

When Idul Fitri came, she went back to her village. We are too damn affraid if she never came back to our house again.

But tada! She came back! Bought us lot's of good food and a big smile. We're all very pleased to see her back. Even my cats look very happy that time when we saw her standing infront of our house.

Well, usualy people call her maid, but I prefer to call her my family.
I love her very much and I want people to know that, including her.

BFF

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She was there right away,
when I needed her help that day
She hugged me even she's far away
Hold me like she's trying to say: you'll be okay

So I cried so hard when we ended our call
Not because I started to fall,
or because I'm alone at all
But it's just because of her call

Oh God, Am I the foolish ever?
She's a gift, but I knew it later
Now my life is never better
Cuz I've realized: I got her!

Dedicated for my best-friend-forever on that day:
Nina, Friday 10th November 2006

My Birthday

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I don't do wishes :D

I'm 20. Do I have to be happy? I should. Even I hate to be old, but I thank to God for this 20 point of thanks giving:

1st. I'm 20 but I look like 17 :D

2nd. I'm healty so does everybody who I love.

3th. I still got my crazy but lovable family.

4th. I never lose my old friends. They still remember my birthday. So in my birthday, I can meet my old friends who I rarely talk with, eventho by sms or phone.

5th. I have more and more bestfriends everyday every year.

6th. I do so many things that I even can't believe I already done it.

7th. I met and know many people who can make my life more colorful.

8th. My cats are getting fatter and ugglier and dumber and lovable :)

9th. I earn my own money from my hard work.

10th. I got the best chef and the best catlover ever at my house (Her name is Mbak Rully)

11th. I found so many good music.

12th. I face alot of problems that made me more mature and... ehem... smart? Heheh.

13th. I gain alot of knowledge from what I learn in class and in where ever I stand.

14th. I'm skinnier and prettier. My mom said so. Haha.

15th. More age more surprises!

16th. Everyday I can eat and drink delicious things.

17th. I can sleep tight everynite without worry.

18th. Some of my dream came true :D

19th. I'm not just "still fine like always" but from years to years my life is getting better.

20th. I'm happy, and this is the important thing.

With those 20 things that I have right now, I think I don't need to make any wishes anymore. All I have to do is to feel thank for it. Thanks everybody and thanks God. I love you all more than I love myself :)

Kiss <3

Realistic Relationship

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Cit cuitttt!

I like someone right now, and so does he. Eventho I just met and know him 3 weeks ago, it feels like I know about him for years. We like to be together every single day from day to night. Yea we're a jerk. But it makes us know each other without sacrificing too much time for it.

Well yes, our days are fun. Too much fun. Movies, beach, working, breakfast, lunch, dinner, laughing, karaoke, double date, triple date, riding andong, holding hands, etc. He's the best guy I ever be with. Seriously.

But there's something I have to remember is, someday these will end just like that. I don't know is it him who like somebody else or me, but feelings will end. Then we meet somebody else, getting along with that somebody else, get bored, then meet somebody else again, etc. Don't think that you are always be together or forever have the same feeling with your lover now. Because it's just 40% possible. The 60% is impossible. However, there's a chance we will meet again and realizing that even we are bored, we still need each other to be with.

All I need to say is, I'm happy to be with him right now, but still I gotta be ready that someday this feelings will end. I know this is weird but I just want to think realistic so that I can manage my heart.

I Got Fired

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Ok, I feel sad.

I made a mistake. I didn't read the message on my cellphone. So I did something wrong and ruining everything on my work. Then I got fired.

This is what I call destiny. Just because my celly isn't working properly, I can't read the message, then I got fired. Is this a God's plan? I think so. But I believe, God's plan always the best, even it looks bad.

When We Met

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Rain falls, little tiger, and the catlover boy :)

I remember when we met
The weather was so wet
And you were carrying a cat
With a black spot on his head

You were so cute with that sweather
Holding the little "tiger"
Then I knew you are a catlover
That can be mine forever

I wrote this when I was in Junior High School (SLTP N 5 Yogyakarta, 2002). My English teacher, Bu Rini, gave this homework to make a poem to celebrate Valentine's Day. So I wrote this, and dreamt that it would be true. 1 year later, I met that "catlover boy" just like in my poem. Every single word in my poem came true! Amazing right? :)

Boediono

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Boediono and his bizzare students.

He's a genius.
He studied at University of Western Australia, for his Bachelor of Economics; Monash University Australia, for his Master of Economics; University of Pennsylvania USA, for his Ph.D; and Universitas Gadjah Mada Yogyakarta, for his title as professor.

He's "a hawk on inflation".
He succeeded in reducing Indonesian inflation from 17% to 5%!

He's one the most influential people in Asia.
His success means alot for the economy in Asia.

He's the Koordinator Bidang Perekonomian Minister.
He helps Indonesian economy in fiscal and monetary problems.

He's the Governor of Bank Indonesia this May 2008.
He leads this central bank of our country until 2013.

And he's my lecturer :)
Never absent, never comes late, never dissapointed his unknown-student, even he have to teach every Saturday!

Pak Boediono, you're the best.

P/S: Thank you for letting me taking your photograph even you are in a hurry. But hey, like I said to you, I've done my post about you :)